You kno you live in Ferndale when.....
The ONLY thing to do late at nigh/early morning is HAGGEN out
You have hung out "after hours" at Grants drive in with one of the Grants Girls or no someone who has
You get stuck in traffic because of a tractor
You see the bridge has been painted over but you KNOW Metallica will be back soon
You know officer Vanderyaught… well
You now HATE roundabouts
You know who Dave the driving instructor is
You have had sexual relations with one of the Swaen twins or know someone who has…
You hate Kimberly Shields or have been backstabbed by her
and know that she's a whore
You think people who carry umbrellas are pussy's
You describe distance by using time (example "where's Seattle…about 2 hours south")
You know where Zach Smiths mom's house is and have probably hung out there at lunchtime
You wouldn't survive with out the hot n ready deal at little ceasers
You hate Mrs. Fairchild
You have gotten detention for skipping or leaving campus as a frosh by Ms. Kennedy or Ms. Mitchell
You have seen a Still Year Faded (aka Theres no I in Tim, Hurrah for Holland, and more) or a True Tones show
You just have to go to every football game every Friday night ;)
You know someone with dreads
You go to haggen for lunch, if your're not at zach smiths moms house, whether you eat or not
You have learned to put up with the smell of cow shit
You have hung out "after hours" at Grants drive in with one of the Grants Girls or no someone who has
You get stuck in traffic because of a tractor
You see the bridge has been painted over but you KNOW Metallica will be back soon
You know officer Vanderyaught… well
You now HATE roundabouts
You know who Dave the driving instructor is
You have had sexual relations with one of the Swaen twins or know someone who has…
You hate Kimberly Shields or have been backstabbed by her
and know that she's a whore
You think people who carry umbrellas are pussy's
You describe distance by using time (example "where's Seattle…about 2 hours south")
You know where Zach Smiths mom's house is and have probably hung out there at lunchtime
You wouldn't survive with out the hot n ready deal at little ceasers
You hate Mrs. Fairchild
You have gotten detention for skipping or leaving campus as a frosh by Ms. Kennedy or Ms. Mitchell
You have seen a Still Year Faded (aka Theres no I in Tim, Hurrah for Holland, and more) or a True Tones show
You just have to go to every football game every Friday night ;)
You know someone with dreads
You go to haggen for lunch, if your're not at zach smiths moms house, whether you eat or not
You have learned to put up with the smell of cow shit
